Distraction

Me: "We need a distraction from men and sex."
L: "Well, I'm spending 4,000 quid on a part-time sports massage course, and you are going to spend 7,000 on a part-time law course - both of us working full time. Isn't that distraction enough?"
Me: "Clearly not. Look at us eye-ing up everyone that enters or leaves the bar."
L: "Aren't we sad."