Fucking

Me and friend G catching up at a bar in Hoxton.

G: So what's new?
Me: Well, I'm going to meet an artist tomorrow to discuss me posing nude for him.
G: You know he is going to fuck you, right?
Me: Um, well, the thought had crossed my mind, but not tomorrow. I have made a resolution to not fuck people the day I meet them.
G: What?! But that was part of your charm
Me: ?!!?!