cast of characters

In case this is getting confusing, or for those joining us recently, here is the cast of reoccurring characters in this blog (one night stands not included):

Me, Tereza - 26, single, soon-to-be-divorcee (separated for over 1.5 years), bisexual, living in and loving North London, bored of being single and trying rather unsuccessfully to get beyond the status of fuck-buddy with a few choice people (see E and S below).

KT - 23, female, flatmate (although spending the summer home in America), straight, music post-grad student, in a long-distance relationship with a guy in America.

M - 26, female, flatmate for the summer, straight, post-grad student, we've known each other since we were 4, in a long-distance relationship with a guy in America (though I doubt it will last long when she returned).

T - 33, male, best male buddy, straight, single, won't tell me when he last got laid (but it's definitely over a year ago).

E - one half of the E&G double-act, 31 in a few days, male, straight, single (but broken hearted an therefore emotionally unavailable), my fortnightly fuck-buddy.

G - the other half of the double-act, 33, male, straight, single, lovely and cute but inept with women, unsure of when he last got laid but suspect its been a while, hits on my flatmates but tends to get shot down.

S - 33, female, bisexual, has psychotic ex-boyfriend, my drunk snog friend that i sort of fancy.

K&L - a lesbian couple, 21 and 33 respectively, fun but slightly insane, tried seducing M but as mentioned above she is straight and it was therefore unsuccessful.

P&R - a heterosexual couple, 33 male and 28 female respectively, married, play twisted mind games with most people involving jealously and desire, both of questionable sexual orientation.

Get it? Good.